Monday, June 13, 2011

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01.Kakek moyangku seorang
pelaut,punya senjata di
bawah perut,bisa memanjang
bisa mengkerut,sekali
tembak..perutmu gendut.
02.Seringgit dua
kepang,sandal jepit buatan
Jepang.Apa itu di balik
kutang,lembek2 tak
bertulang.Dipegang malah
menantang,eh. . .bikin batang
jd tegang.!
03.Jinak-jinak burung
merpati,lebih jinak burung
sendiri.Burung merpati
dikejar lari,burung sendiri
dipegang BERDIRI.
04.Buka hati jgn murung,buka
pikiran jgn bingung,buka
mata jgn linglung,buka paha
dpt burung,buka BH dpt
gunung,buka semua?UeNake
pool.
05.U've received rgtone.Pls
scrolldown: PAK KETIPAK
KETIPUNG,SATU PANJANG
DUA BERGANTUNG,DIA
BUKAN TERONG,KLO KENA
BISA MENGANDUNG.Pls save
it.
06. 1Ronde rasanya wajar
2ronde rasanya sampe
kelenjar,3ronde rasanya
kayak dihajar,4ronde emang
nafsu besar,5ronde emang
burung kurang ajar.
07.Apa gelar Anda? SE=Susah
ereksi,MBA=Mimpi Basah
Aja,SH=Senang
diHisap,LLM=Lagi Lagi
Muncrat,Drg=Di atas Rajin
Goyang,IR=Isapannya
Ruuaarrbiasa.
08.Testing,testing!Setetes
langsung bunting,bpknya
siapa itu gak
penting,makanya klo pake
kondom ujungnya jgn
digunting.
09.Daster adl ruang terluas di
dunia.Ada 2 pabrik
susu,1pabrik gas,pabrik
pupuk,pabrik anak&tempat
hiburan ternikmat di seluruh
dunia.
10.Hanya tangan yg terbuka
yg bisa menerima
harta,hanya hati yg terbuka
yg bisa menerima
cinta&hanya kaki yg terbuka
yg bisa merasakan
kenikmatan.
semoga bermanfaat * Maju terus indonesia dan tetap berhati-hati dalam hidup ini,semoga bermanfaat dan sukses semoga ALLAH slalu memberikan yang terbaik selamanya kepada galihrezah dan kekasihnya,,,amin hehehe makasih bentar ane mikir dulu buat postingan besok,,hehe hehehe jadi malu kabur ah..hahaha waduh kurang cepet ne balik lagi ah hehehe.. eh ga jadi kabur hihihi maaf-maaf kalau ane ada salah..hehe minum dulu gan salam kenal yah hehehe thanks for visiting this blog and CMIIW (Correct Me If I am Wrong).

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kode rahasia hp cina


GENERAL CHINESE MODELS CODE :
default user code: 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode: *#110*01#
Factory mode: *#987#
Enable COM port: *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings: *#987*99#
LCD contrast: *#369#
software version: *#800#
software version: *#900#
set default language: *#0000# Send
set English language: *#0044# Send
set English language (new firmware): *#001# Send

Other Secret Codes ,Chinese Models...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Service codes Samsung :
E900 software version: *#5002*8376263#
E900 full reset: *2767*3855#
Service codes Spice:
S404 enable COM port: *#42253646633# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
S410 engineer mode: *#3646633#
S900 software version: *#8375#
S900 serial no: *#33778#
Service codes Philips:
S200 enable COM port: *#3338913# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
Service codes "Chinese" models:
default user code: 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode: *#110*01#
Factory mode: *#987#
Enable COM port: *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings: *#987*99#
LCD contrast: *#369#
software version: *#800#
software version: *#900#
Service codes BenQ:
software version: *#300#
test mode: *#302*20040615#
Service codes Pantech:
software version: *01763*79837#
service menu: *01763*476#
reset defaults (phone/user code reset to default): *01763*737381#
Service codes VK-Mobile 3xx, 5xx :
software version: *#79#
software version: *#837#
service menu: *#85*364# (hold #)
Service codes VK200, VK2000, VK2010, VK2020, VK4000:
software version: *#79#
service menu: *#9998*8336# (hold #)
reset defaults (phone/user code reset to default): *#9998*7328# (hold #)
Service codes LG :
software version: 2945#*#
KG300 NVRAM format: 2945#*# -> menu 15
Service codes Sony-Ericsson:
J100 software version: #82#
Service codes Fly:
M100 software version: ####0000#
2040(i) reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MX200 reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MX200 software version: *#900# Send
SL300m reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
SL300m software version: *#900# Send
SL500m reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
SL500m software version: *#900# Send
MP500 reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MP500 software version: *#900# Send
Set language to English: *#0044#
Set language to Russian: *#0007#
Service codes Konka :
C926 software version: *320# Send
C926 set default language: *#0000# Send
C926 set English language: *#0044# Send
Service codes GStar :
GM208 (Chinese Nokea 6230+) engineering menu: *#66*#
Set language to English: *#0044#
Set language to Russian: *#0007#
Service codes Motorola :
Motofone F3 software version: **9999* Send
C113, C114, C115, C115i, C116, C117, C118 software version: #02#*
C138, C139, C140 software version: #02#*
C155, C156, C157 software version: #02#*
C257, C261 software version: #02#*
V171, V172, V173 software version: #02#*
V175, V176, V176 software version: #02#*
C168, W220 software version: *#**837#
W208, W375 software version: #02#*
E900 software version: *#5002*8376263#
E900 full reset: *2767*3855#
Service codes Spice :
S404 enable COM port: *#42253646633# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
S410 engineer mode: *#3646633#
S900 software version: *#8375#
S900 serial no: *#33778#
Service codes Philips:
S200 enable COM port: *#3338913# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
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GENERAL CHINESE MODELS CODE :
default user code: 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode: *#110*01#
Factory mode: *#987#
Enable COM port: *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings: *#987*99#
LCD contrast: *#369#
software version: *#800#
software version: *#900#
set default language: *#0000# Send
set English language: *#0044# Send
set English language (new firmware): *#001# Send

Other Secret Codes ,Chinese Models...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Service codes Samsung :
E900 software version: *#5002*8376263#
E900 full reset: *2767*3855#
Service codes Spice:
S404 enable COM port: *#42253646633# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
S410 engineer mode: *#3646633#
S900 software version: *#8375#
S900 serial no: *#33778#
Service codes Philips:
S200 enable COM port: *#3338913# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
Service codes "Chinese" models:
default user code: 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode: *#110*01#
Factory mode: *#987#
Enable COM port: *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings: *#987*99#
LCD contrast: *#369#
software version: *#800#
software version: *#900#
Service codes BenQ:
software version: *#300#
test mode: *#302*20040615#
Service codes Pantech:
software version: *01763*79837#
service menu: *01763*476#
reset defaults (phone/user code reset to default): *01763*737381#
Service codes VK-Mobile 3xx, 5xx :
software version: *#79#
software version: *#837#
service menu: *#85*364# (hold #)
Service codes VK200, VK2000, VK2010, VK2020, VK4000:
software version: *#79#
service menu: *#9998*8336# (hold #)
reset defaults (phone/user code reset to default): *#9998*7328# (hold #)
Service codes LG :
software version: 2945#*#
KG300 NVRAM format: 2945#*# -> menu 15
Service codes Sony-Ericsson:
J100 software version: #82#
Service codes Fly:
M100 software version: ####0000#
2040(i) reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MX200 reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MX200 software version: *#900# Send
SL300m reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
SL300m software version: *#900# Send
SL500m reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
SL500m software version: *#900# Send
MP500 reset defaults: *#987*99# Send
MP500 software version: *#900# Send
Set language to English: *#0044#
Set language to Russian: *#0007#
Service codes Konka :
C926 software version: *320# Send
C926 set default language: *#0000# Send
C926 set English language: *#0044# Send
Service codes GStar :
GM208 (Chinese Nokea 6230+) engineering menu: *#66*#
Set language to English: *#0044#
Set language to Russian: *#0007#
Service codes Motorola :
Motofone F3 software version: **9999* Send
C113, C114, C115, C115i, C116, C117, C118 software version: #02#*
C138, C139, C140 software version: #02#*
C155, C156, C157 software version: #02#*
C257, C261 software version: #02#*
V171, V172, V173 software version: #02#*
V175, V176, V176 software version: #02#*
C168, W220 software version: *#**837#
W208, W375 software version: #02#*
E900 software version: *#5002*8376263#
E900 full reset: *2767*3855#
Service codes Spice :
S404 enable COM port: *#42253646633# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
S410 engineer mode: *#3646633#
S900 software version: *#8375#
S900 serial no: *#33778#
Service codes Philips:
S200 enable COM port: *#3338913# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS -> UART1/115200
semoga bermanfaat * Maju terus indonesia dan tetap berhati-hati dalam hidup ini,semoga bermanfaat dan sukses semoga ALLAH slalu memberikan yang terbaik selamanya kepada galihrezah dan kekasihnya,,,amin hehehe makasih bentar ane mikir dulu buat postingan besok,,hehe hehehe jadi malu kabur ah..hahaha waduh kurang cepet ne balik lagi ah hehehe.. eh ga jadi kabur hihihi maaf-maaf kalau ane ada salah..hehe minum dulu gan salam kenal yah hehehe thanks for visiting this blog and CMIIW (Correct Me If I am Wrong).

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semoga bermanfaat * Maju terus indonesia dan tetap berhati-hati dalam hidup ini,semoga bermanfaat dan sukses semoga ALLAH slalu memberikan yang terbaik selamanya kepada galihrezah dan kekasihnya,,,amin hehehe makasih bentar ane mikir dulu buat postingan besok,,hehe hehehe jadi malu kabur ah..hahaha waduh kurang cepet ne balik lagi ah hehehe.. eh ga jadi kabur hihihi maaf-maaf kalau ane ada salah..hehe minum dulu gan salam kenal yah hehehe thanks for visiting this blog and CMIIW (Correct Me If I am Wrong).

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